June 24, 2008

Disgruntled

I realized today that with absolute certainty that I am a disgruntled person.  People who act obnoxious, stupid, hasty, and without due consideration immediately incite me to not take their case to heart and help them to the best of my ability. (In layman’s terms, they piss me off.)

This is true both at work, and with the “hobby” I have.  I’ve also decided it is a personal attitude that causes it, not necessarily the flaws in these people.  I can, and have, overcome similar situations before and can do it at any moment in which my attitude changes.

I wish to make it a permanent attitude change.

With all that said, I’d still love to leave on the note that I am still a disgruntled person.  Here is an email I sent to someone who purchased an item, and although it is only 7 days later and he has not received it, has been relentless in annoying me.  I feel this is the finest piece of writing that I have crafted in some time.

Stop sending me this barrage of invoices demanding that I pay you an amount that you are justly due. I apologize that your goods have not arrived, and I do intend to make it right. However, your tone and inflection do not make me want to proceed with any haste.

I was hoping the item would arrive as you were getting so anxious. It seems that is not the case. I will refund the amount you paid, with the expectation that should the item make its way to your door, that I would be notified.

Thank you.

Jeff

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June 10, 2008

Are you willing to negotiate?

Ok, so I’m selling some TV’s.  I realized that I HATE CRAIGSLIST!  Any of you cheap bastards reading this, stop reading now!  You’re too cheap to take the free advice that I am giving to you!

Now that those bastards have left, I will relay this fun engaging, mind stupifying conversation with those who may actually enjoy it.

I received this innocuous email from this “dude”.

Is this item still available?

Ok, reasonable.   I reply:

$900. I have several other offers.
Thanks
-Jeff

Seems simple enough.  Someone wants to buy it, I don’t need you.  He replies anyways:

Several offers at what price? Are you willing to negotiate?

I HATE YOU!!!!   SARCASM FILLED REPLY!

Sure! $950 sound good to you??

Duh, I don’t get it, I’m retarded, let me clarify so that my child-like mind can wrap my head around your smart and witty reply.

Your asking price is 900 so that’s not negotiating I was thinking more along the line of 750.

You are officially pronounced braindead.

Ok, $1000, final offer.

If he doesn’t understand this, he needs to be shot.

Nevermind sir you have a nice day

I think he got it.

- Jeff

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